who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.